Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Funny - Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.  But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.

as relayed by Mr Bill Weeks - James Coleman Gallery